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I have read in Plato and Cicero sayings that are wise and
very beautiful; but I have never read in either of
them: Come unto me all ye that labor and are heavy
laden.
--St. Augustine -
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Bishop Accountability:
Listing of abuses & resolutions by state & by name
http://www.bishop-accountability.org/
Buddhism
- links from About. Com
http://buddhism.about.com/education/buddhism/mbody.htm
Catholic
Encyclopedia - excellent
for quick reference
http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/
Catholic.com:
Listen to their radio, & read articles search http://www.catholic.com/
Catholic
Educator Resources: Excellent
info on current issues & great resources for research. Subscribe via email
to receive a brief abstract of their new articles http://www.catholiceducation.org/
CatholicForum.com
- Site gets over 1 million hits per
month . Get 60-second Aquinas lessons, daily reflections, saint index &
listen to their jukebox ..... http://www.catholic-forum.com/
Catholic
Links: Links to Catechism, Catholic resources , The
Patron Saints Index &
people such as John Henry
Newman, Peter Kreeft,
Simone Weil.
Deitrich von Hildebrand,
, Malcolm and Kitty
Muggeridge, Paul
and Evelyn Vitz, Adrienne
von Speyr, Hans Urs
von Balthasar.... http://praiseofglory.com/Church.htm/
Catholic Net - en\mail
questions & look up information
http://www.catholic.net/index.phtml
Catgolic.org - excellent reference
http://catholic.org/
Catholic School Leadership Site many links
http://pirate.shu.edu/~collinjo/Catholic/CSLsites.htm#3
Catholic World News: Excellent around-the-world
coverage with search button http://cwnews.com/
Christian e-cards
and links. Send cards to your friends.
Christian
Classics Ethereal Library
: Christian books in an electronic
format. The site claims, "There is enough good reading material here to last you a
lifetime." EXCELLENT SITE
http://www.ccel.org/
Christianity - Catholicism from About.Com
http://catholicism.about.com/education/catholicism/mbody.htm
Christianity
- Protestantism from About.Com links
http://protestantism.about.com/education/protestantism/mbody.htm
Conference of Catholic Bishops
Divine Mercy 101 course
Easter
-
Wanda's Country Home - The Pine Tree Crosses
http://wandascountryhome.com/pinetrees/index.html
Eternal
Word: Search their site in Spanish or English
http://www.ewtn.com/
"Fathers"
of the Church and their writings - excellent e-texts -
Alphabetical listing
of fathers, includes, writings of Ambrose, Athanasius,
Augustine, Jerome, Chrysostom , as well as other significant writings, books
& documents.http://www.newadvent.org/fathers/
The
Father's Love Letter
The Feast of all saints
- lovely site with reflections & prayers by saints.
Franciscan Friars
http://www.franciscanfriars.com/frglenn9.htm
Franciscan Friars of the Renewal
http://www.franciscanfriars.com/
Home Page - Have a Christian
Home page with up-to-date news and a search button
InternetPadre.com
Humanae Vitae, Encyclical of Pope Paul VI
On The Regulation of Birth July 25 , 1968
Iconographer
http://www.americancatholic.org/Messenger/Dec2003/Feature1.asp
IdeaMarketers.com
- Links to info on many religions & feature articles too -
Be a contributor. http://www.ideamarketers.com/christian/
Internet
Christian Library - Includes links to religious texts, documents from early
church, & a guide to Christian resources on the internet.
http://www.iclnet.org/
Interview with God
- Cute PowerPoint
http://www.theinterviewwithgod.com/popup-frame.html
Islam links - from About.Com
http://islam.about.com/education/islam/mbody.htm
John
Paul II - Writings
http://www.vatican.va/holy_father/john_paul_ii/index.htm
Lego
Bible
http://www.thebricktestament.com/
Marian Page -
Memorare
Mass
- Watch & listen to
the mass daily http://www.themass.com/
New Advent Research Site Search their site http://www.newadvent.org/
News:
Alliance Defense Fund - Excellent up-to-date religious news
Be on their email list.
News: Life News.Com - excellent
Newspaper: Catholic Transcript http://www.archdioceseofhartford.org/news/transcriptnews.htm
Padre Pio Sites
http://www.conventopadrepio.com/inglese/indexen.html
Patron Saint Index
http://www.catholic-forum.com/saints/indexsnt.htm
Paula's Eucharistic Miracle
Pope
Paul VI - writings
Prayers
- My favorite
Religion
& Ethics news Weekly by PBS - excellent up-to-date news and commentary
St.
John's School of Theology
Countless links for theology students &
professors
St. Pat's
in Norwich Church
St. Pat's
School, Norwich, CT
Shamash
- Jewish resources on the internet, including info on libraries, museums, Israel,
Holocaust... http://shamash.org/
Top
40 Catholic Sites:
Links to newspapers, news organization, education sites...
EXCELLENT SITE http://www.catholic-church.org/cid/top40.html
Vatican:
The Homepage for many documents, encyclicals...
http://www.vatican.va/
Vatican
Library - Excellent books, encyclicals &
resources
http://www-urbs.vatlib.it/urbs/frsetCatalogue.asp?Collection=ALL
Vatican
newspaper: L'Osservatore Romano
- excellent articles http://www.vatican.va/news_services/or/or_eng/index.html
Zenit.org
-
Read news from Rome in
your choice of 4 languages http://zenit.org/
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Student's Prayer
by St. Thomas Aquinas
Creator of all things,
true source of light and wisdom,
origin of all being,
graciously let a ray of your light penetrate
the darkness of my understanding.
Take from me the double
darkness
in which I have been born,
an obscurity of sin and ignorance.
Give me a keen
understanding,
a retentive memory, and
the ability to grasp things correctly and fundamentally.
Grant me the talent of
being exact
in my explanations and the ability to express myself
with thoroughness and charm.
Point out the beginning,
direct the progress,
and help in the completion.
I ask this through Christ
our Lord.
Amen.
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Theology - Classic Readings
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Alighieri,
Dante - Inferno
Alighieri,
Dante -Purgatorio
Alighieri,
Dante - Paradiso
Aquinas,
Thomas - Summa Theologica (Another
link for book)
Augustine
- One Faith, Hope & Love
Benedict
- The Rule of St Benedict - read
as daily readings, by topical chapter, or as text & discussion
Bible:
Douay-Rheims (compare
translations)
Bible:
New American Bible
Bible
- interactive -in
many languages use their search option
Catherine
of Genoa - Life & doctrine
Catherine
of Sienna - Dialog
Chesterton
- What's wrong with Today's World
Catholic
Catechism
Donne,
John - poetry selection
Donne,
John - Death's Duel -
(author's final sermon)
Erasmus
- In Praise of Folly
Francis
of Sales - Introduction to the Devout Life
John
of the Cross -Dark Soul of the Night, Spiritual Canticles and more
Julian
of Norwich - Revelations of Divine Love
Kempis
- Imitation of Grace
Grou,
John - Spiritual maxims
Lagrange:
The Three Ways of Spiritual Life
Lawrence
- The Practice and Presence of God
Ligouri
- Uniformity to God's Will
Loyola,
Ignatius - Spiritual Exercises
Meyer
- Our Daily Homily
Milton
- Paradise Lost
Milton
- Paradise Regained
Sullivan:
Read Me or Rue (slow loading but excellent)
O'Sullivan:
Purgatory
(Slow Loading)
Pascal,
Blaise - Pensees
Patrick
- The Confession of St. Patrick
Petals
of the Little Flower: (St.
Theresa) Photos included. Loads slowly but is great
Ruysbroeck,
John The Adornment of Spiritual Marriage (13th
century Flemish mystic)
Theresa
of Avila - Interior Castle & more
Audio
Books - free audio from
MP3.com -
classics, self-help, spiritual & more -
http://genres.mp3.com/music/books_spoken/
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TRIVIA
"John Neitz,
professor of education at the University of Pittsburgh, found that
before 1776 religion and morals accounted for more than 90% of the
content of school readers. By 1926 this figure had declined to 6% and in
more recent times had become too small to be measured. "(Frank G. Goble,
"Building Ethics From the Classroom Up", The Wall Street Journal,
Jan 8, 1988, page 18.)
Trivia: Where was God
Many
of us have heard that question "Where was your
GOD when the World Trade Center and the Pentagon was
attacked?" Well, I know where my GOD was the morning
of September 11, 2001, and He was very busy!
He was trying to discourage anyone from taking those
flights. Those four flights together held over 1000
passengers and yet there were only 266 on board. He
was on 4 commercial flights giving terrified
passengers the ability to stay calm. Not one of the
family members who were called by a loved one on one
of the hijacked planes said that passengers were
screaming in the background. On one of the flights he
was giving strength to passengers to try to overtake
the hijackers.
He was busy trying to create obstacles for employees
at the World Trade Center. After all, only around
20,000 were at the towers when the first jet hit.
Since the buildings held over 50,000 workers, this was
a Miracle in itself. Why did over 50% of the people not
show up that day? Many of the people who were
employed at the World Trade Center told the media that
they were late for work or they had traffic delays.
He was holding up 2-110 story buildings so that 2/3 of
the workers could get out. It was a miracle that the
top of the towers didn't topple when the jets
impacted. And when they did fall, they fell inward.
GOD didn't allow them to topple over, as many more
lives would have been lost.
And when the buildings
went down, my GOD picked up almost 6,000 of his
children and carried them home with him. Reassuring
his frightened children that the worst was over and
the best was yet to come.
He sat down and cried that 19 of his children could
have some much hate in their hearts. That they didn't
choose him, but another god that doesn't exist, and
now they are lost forever.
He sent his children that are best trained for this
disaster and had them save the few that were still
alive, but unable to help themselves. And then sent
many others to help in anyway they were needed.
He still isn't finished though, he held the love ones
that were left behind in his arms. He comforts them
daily. His other children have been given the
strength to reach out to them and help them in any way
they can. And I believe he will continue to help us in
what is to come.
He will give the people in charge of this great nation
the strength and the wisdom to do the right thing. He
would never leave us in our time of need.
So when anyone asks, "Where was your GOD on September
11", you can say "everywhere"! And yes, although this
is without a doubt the worst thing any of us have seen,
I see God's miracles in every bit of it. I keep
praying for those who don't believe in GOD, every
chance I have. I can't imagine going through such a
difficult time and not believing in GOD. Life would be
hopeless.
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The
Fork & Theology
There
was a young woman who had
been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had
been given three months to live.
So as she was getting her things "in
order," she contacted her
pastor and had him come to her house to discuss
certain aspects of her final wishes. She told
him which songs she wanted sung at the service,
what scriptures she would like read, and what
outfit she wanted to be buried in.
Everything was in order and the pastor was
preparing to leave when the young woman suddenly
remembered something very important to her.
"There's one more thing," she said excitedly.
"What's that?" came
the pastor's reply.
"This is very important," the young woman
continued. "I want to be buried with a fork in
my right hand.
The pastor stood looking at the young woman, not
knowing quite what to say.
"That surprises you, doesn't it?" the young
woman asked.
"Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the
request," said the pastor.
The young woman explained. "My grandmother once
told me this story, and from there on out, I
have always done so. I have also, always tried
to pass along its message to those I love and
those who are in need of encouragement.
'In all my years of attending church socials and
potluck dinners, I always remember that when the
dishes of the main course were being cleared,
someone would inevitably lean over and say,
"Keep your fork." It was my favorite part
because I knew that something better was coming
... like velvety chocolate cake or deep-dish
apple pie. Something wonderful, and with
substance! So, I just want people to see me
there in that casket with a fork in my hand and
I want them to wonder "What's with the fork?"
Then I want you to tell them: "Keep your fork
the best is yet to come." The pastor's eyes
welled up with tears of joy as he hugged the
young woman good-bye.
He knew this would be one of the last times he
would see her before her death. But he also
knew that the young woman had a better grasp of
heaven than he did. She had a better grasp of
what heaven would be like than many people twice
her age, with twice as much experience and
knowledge. She knew that something better was
coming.
At the funeral people were walking by the young
woman's casket and they saw the pretty dress she
was wearing and the fork placed in her right
hand. Over and over, the pastor heard the
question "What's with the fork?" And over and
over he smiled.
During his message, the pastor told the people
of the conversation he had with the young woman
shortly before she died. He also told them
about the fork and about what it symbolized to
her.
The pastor told the people how he could not stop
thinking about the fork and told them that they
probably would not be able to stop thinking
about it either.
He was right.
So the next time you reach down for your fork,
let it remind you ever so gently, that the best
is yet to come.
Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They
make you smile and encourage you to succeed.
They lend an ear, they share a word of praise,
and they always want to open their hearts to us.
Show
your friends how much you care. Remember to
always be there for them, even when you need
them more. For you never know when it may be
their time to "Keep your fork."
Cherish the time you have, and the memories you
share. Being friends with someone is not an
opportunity but a sweet responsibility.
Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND even
if it means sending back to the person who sent
it to you.
And
keep your FORK..
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Religion Joke
So, God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam
said he didn't have
anyone to talk to.
So, God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it
would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook
for you, and when you discover clothing she'll wash it for you. She will
always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never
ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not
nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a
disagreement.
She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion
whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history.
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Quotable:
Without God, everything
is permissible. Fydor Dostoevsky in The Grand Inquisitor
It is impossible to be in the presence of Jesus
and not be changed. Joanna Weaver
Our prayers should be for blessings in general,
for God knows best what is good for us. Socrates
Holiness does not consist
in doing extraordinary things. It consists in accepting, with a smile, what
Jesus sends us. It consists in accepting and following the will of God. Mother
Theresa
Jesus, help me spread your
fragrance wherever I am. Cardinal Newman
"What is a Christian?"
someone asked a Hindu man. He responded, "The Christian is someone who gives.
Mother Theresa
Do not give your
leftovers. Give until it hurts, until you feel the pain. Mother Theresa
When we touch the sick and
the needy, we touch the suffering body of Christ. Mother Theresa
God enters by a private door into every individual.
Ralph Waldo Emerson "Intellect" Essays, First Series
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
Philippians 4:13
I have read in Plato and Cicero sayings that are wise and
very beautiful; but I have never read in either of them: Come unto me
all ye that labor and are heavy laden.
--St. Augustine -
The Christian
Family is called to be a sanctuary where daily sufferings become a
prayer to God. . From The Catholic Transcript, "Christians
obliged to care for suffering" by Cindy Wooden, February 18, 1994, page
5.
Every instant
of life is a precious moment of grace which teaches us to welcome
Christ, who is our sure hope. From The Catholic Transcript, "Christians
obliged to care for suffering" by Cindy Wooden, February 18, 1994, page
5.
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Why God allows Pain - Copy of a
forwarded email
Explanation:
This is one of the best explanations
of why God allows pain and suffering
that I have seen. It's an
explanation other people will
understand.
A man went to a barbershop to have
his hair cut and his beard trimmed.
As
the barber began to work, they began
to have a good conversation. They
talked about so many things and
various subjects.
When they eventually touched on the
subject of God, the barber said: "I
don't believe that God exists."
"Why do you say that?" asked the
customer.
"Well, you just have to go out in
the street to realize that God
doesn't
exist. Tell me, if God exists,
would there be so many sick people?
Would there be abandoned children?
If God existed, there would be
neither suffering nor pain. I can't
imagine a loving a God who would
allow all of these things."
The customer thought for a moment,
but didn't respond because he didn't
want to start an argument. The
barber finished his job and the
customer left the shop. Just after
he left the barbershop, he saw a man
in the street with long, stringy,
dirty hair and an untrimmed beard.
He looked dirty and unkempt.
The customer turned back and
entered the barber shop again and he
said to the barber: "You know what?
Barbers do not exist."
"How can you say that?" asked the
surprised barber. "I am here, and I
am a barber. And I just worked on
you!"
"No!" the customer exclaimed.
"Barbers don't exist because if they
did,
there would be no people with dirty
long hair and untrimmed beards, like
that man outside."
"Ah, but barbers DO exist! ! What
happens is, people do not come to
me."
"Exactly!"- Affirmed the customer.
"That's the point! God, too, DOES
exist!
What happens, is, people don't go to
Him and do not look for Him. That's
why there's so much pain and
suffering in the world."
If you think God exists, send this
to other people, --- If you think
God does not exist, delete it!
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The Pretzel
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Mr. Rogers says the pretzel was made to teach children abut the trinity & it was
made in the form of arms folded in prayers across the chest.
Catholic Parents states, "Pretzels probably came into
existence in the early 600s in a monastery in Italy or France. according
to legend a monk baking bread for the week wound up with extra scraps of
dough. Not wanting to waste any, he fashioned the scraps into the
popular pretzel shape. The twist of dough in the middle
reminded him of arms folded across a person's chest in prayer. The
clever monk used the treats to reward children who successfully learned
their prayers. The name pretzel was probably derived from the Latin word pretiola, which means little reward." (March April 2005, page 13)
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Two
Boxes
(I hope I get this
back. Please keep it going. This has been going
since
Dec. 1, 2000 ~ please send it on.)
God's Boxes
I have in my hands two
boxes,
Which God gave me to hold.
He said, "Put all your sorrows in the black box,
And all your joys in the gold."
I heeded His words,
and in the two boxes,
Both my joys and sorrows I stored,
But though the gold became heavier each day,
The black was as light as before.
With curiosity, I opened the black,
I wanted to find out why,
And I saw, in the base of the box, a hole,
Which my sorrows had fallen out by.
I showed the hole to God, and mused,
"I wonder where my sorrows could be!"
He smiled a gentle smile and said,
"My child, they're all here with me."
I asked God, why He gave me the boxes,
Why the gold and the black with the hole?
"My child, the gold is for you to count your
blessings,
The black is for you to let go."
We should consider all
of our friends a blessing.
Send this to a friend today just to let them know
you
are thinking of them and that they are a joy in your
life.
A ball is a circle, no
beginning, no end.
It keeps us together like our Circle of Friends.
But the treasure inside for you to see,
Is the treasure of friendship you've granted to me.
Today I pass the friendship ball to you.
Pass it on to someone who is a friend to you...
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I was there -check this link
Subject:
Fwd: 57 Cents
A little girl stood near a small church from which she had been
turned away because it was "too crowded."
"I can't go to Sunday School," she sobbed to the pastor as he walked by.
Seeing her shabby, unkempt appearance, the pastor guessed the reason
and taking her by the hand, took her inside and found a place for her in the
Sunday school class. The child was so happy that they found room for her, and she
went to bed that night thinking of the children who have no place to worship
Jesus
Some two years later, this child lay dead in one of the poor tenement
buildings. Her parents called for the kindhearted pastor who had befriended
their daughter to handle the final arrangements.
As her poor little body was being moved, a worn and crumpled red
purse was found which seemed to have been rummaged from some trash dump.
Inside was found 57 cents and a note, scribbled in childish
handwriting, which read: "This is to help build the little church bigger so more
children can go to Sunday School."
For two years she had saved for this offering of love
When the pastor tearfully read that note, he knew instantly what he
would do.
Carrying this note and the cracked, red pocketbook to the pulpit, he
told the story of her unselfish love and devotion
He challenged his deacons to get busy and raise enough money for the
larger building.
But the story does not end there...
A newspaper learned of the story and published It. It was read by a
wealthy realtor who offered them a parcel of land worth many thousands.
When told that the church could not pay so much, he offered to sell
it to the little church for 57 cents.
Church members made large donations Checks came from far and wide.
Within five years the little girl's gift had increased to
$250,000.00--a huge sum for that time (near the turn of the century). Her unselfish love
had paid large dividends.
When you are in the city of Philadelphia, look up Temple Baptist
Church, with a seating capacity of 3,300. And be sure to visit Temple University,
where thousands of students are educated.
Have a look, too, at the Good Samaritan Hospital and at a Sunday
School building which houses hundreds of beautiful children, built so that no child
in the area will ever need to be left outside during Sunday school time.
In one of the rooms of this building may be seen the picture of the
sweet face of the little girl whose 57 cents, so sacrificially saved, made such
remarkable history. Alongside of it is a portrait of her kind pastor, Dr. Russell H.
Conwell, author of the book, "Acres of Diamonds".
This is a true story, which goes to show WHAT GOD CAN DO WITH 57 CENTS.
Please send this back. (You'll see why.)
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>> St. Theresa Prayer (cannot be deleted)
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>> REMEMBER to make a wish before you read the prayer. That's all you
>> have to do.
>> There is nothing attached. This is a powerful novena.
>>
>> Just send this to four people and let me know what happens on the
>> fourth day....
>>
>>
>> Do not break this, please. Prayer is one of the best free gifts we receive.
>> There is no cost but a lot of reward. (This is true)
>>
>> (Did you make a wish?)
>>
>> If you don't make a wish, it won't come true. Last Chance to Make a Wish.
>>
>> May today there be peace within.
>> May you trust your highest power that you are exactly where you are
>> meant to be.
>> May you not forget the infinite possibilities that are born of faith.
>> May you use those gifts that you have received, and pass on the love
>> that has been given to you.
>> May you be content knowing you are a child of God.
>> Let this presence settle into our bones, and allow your soul the
>> freedom to sing
>> and dance. It is there for each and every one of you
>>
>> Send This to 7 People within the next 5 minutes and your wish will
>> come
> true.
>>
>>
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Forwarded email received
1/21/06 re philosophy professor and God's existence
This one should keep us all thinking.
I chose #2, now you pick one.
This is a true story of something that
happened just a few years ago at USC.
There was a professor of philosophy
there who was a deeply committed
atheist.
His primary goal for one required class
was to spend the entire semester to
prove that God couldn't exist.
His students were always afraid to argue
with him because of his impeccable
logic.
Sure, some had argued in class at times,
but no one had ever really gone against
him because of his reputation.
At the end of every semester on the last
day, he would say to his class of 300
students,
"If there is anyone here who still
believes in Jesus, stand up!"
In twenty years, no one had ever stood
up. They knew what he was going to do
next. He would say, "Because anyone
who believes in God is a fool."
"If God existed, he could stop this
piece of chalk from hitting the ground
and breaking. Such a simple task to
prove that He is God, and yet He can't
do it."
And every year, he would drop the chalk
onto the tile floor of the classroom and
it would shatter into a hundred pieces.
All of the students would do nothing but
stop and stare.
Most of the students thought that God
couldn't exist. Certainly, a number of
Christians had slipped through, but for
20 years, they had been too afraid to
stand up.
Well, a few years ago there was a
freshman who happened to enroll.
He was a Christian, and had heard the
stories about his professor.
He was required to take the class for
his major, and he was afraid. But for
three months that semester, he prayed
every morning that he would have the
courage to stand up no matter what the
professor said, or what the class
thought.
Nothing they said could ever shatter his
faith...he hoped.
Finally, the day came! The professor
said, "If there is anyone here who still
believes in God, stand up!" The
professor and the class of 300 people
looked at him, shocked, as he stood up
at the back of the classroom.
The professor shouted, "You FOOL!!!
If God existed, he would keep this piece
of chalk from breaking when it hit the
ground!"
He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as
he did, it slipped out of his fingers,
off his shirt cuff, onto the pleat of
his pants, down his leg, and off his
shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply
rolled away unbroken. The professor's
jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk.
He looked up at the young man, and then
ran out of the lecture hall.
The young man who had stood, proceeded
to walk to the front of the room and
shared his faith in Jesus for the next
half hour. 300 students stayed and
listened as he told of God's love for
them and of His power through Jesus.
You have 2 choices:
1. Delete this and never look at it
again.
2. Pass this along to your Christian and
non-Christian friends, giving them
encouragement we all need every day.
When you choose option 2, you have
chosen to STAND UP.
In light of the many jokes we send to
one another for a laugh, this is a
little different:
This is not intended to be a joke, it's
not funny, it's intended to get you
thinking..............
Isn't it funny how simple it is for
people to trash God and then wonder why
the world's going to hell.
Isn't it funny how we believe what the
newspapers say, but question what the
Bible says.
Isn't it funny how everyone wants to go
to heaven provided they do not have to
believe, think, say, or do anything the
Bible says. Or is it scary?
Isn't it funny how someone can say "I
believe in God" but still follow Satan
(who, by the way, also "believes" in God
).
Isn't it funny how you can send a
thousand jokes through e-mail and they
spread like wildfire,
but when you start sending messages
regarding the Lord, people think twice
about sharing.
Isn't it funny how I can be more worried
about what
other people think of me than what God
thinks of me.
Will YOU pass this on? .. I did
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Mary as our
physical mother:
"When Mary carried the Savior in
her womb, she may be said also
to have carried
all those whose lives the
Savior's life contained itself.
Therefore, all of us who are
united to Christ and who in the
Apostle's words, "are members of
this body" (Eph. 5:30),
have come forth from Mary's womb
like a body united to its head.
Consequently, in a
'spiritual and mystical way we
are the Children of Mary and she
is Mother of us all,
a Mother in the Spirit indeed,
yes truly the Mother of Christ's
members which we are.... '
(cf St. Augustine).
(Quoted from our Lady's Mantle,
oct through Jan 2007, P.O. Box
699 Sumner, WA 98390
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If I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose
to save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the
pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous
atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose
every deed is foul, foul, foul. -Isaac Asimov, scientist and writer
(1920-1992)
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Religion Jokes received via
email July 07
3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in
heaven, Harold is His name.
Amen."
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A little boy was overheard
praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a
better boy, don't worry about
it.
I'm having a real good time like
I am."
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After the christening of his
baby brother in church, Jason
sobbed all the way home in the
back seat of the car. His
father asked him three times
what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said
he wanted us brought up in a
Christian home, and I wanted to
stay with you guys."
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One
particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash
baskets as we forgive those who
put trash in our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked
her children as they were on the
way to church service, "And why
is it necessary to be quiet in
church?" One bright little girl
replied, "Because people are
sleeping."
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A
mother was preparing pancakes
for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan
3. The boys began to argue over
who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity
for a moral lesson. "If Jesus
were sitting here, He would
say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger
brother and said, "Ryan, you be
Jesus!"
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A father was at the beach with
his children when the
four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to
the shore where a seagull lay
dead in the sand. "Daddy, what
happened to him?" the son
asked. "He died and went to
Heaven," the Dad replied. The
boy thought a moment and then
said, "Did God throw him back
down?"
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A wife invited some people to
dinner. At the table, she turned
to their six-year-old daughter
and said, "Would you like to say
the blessing?" "I wouldn't know
what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy
say," the wife answered. The
daughter bowed her head and
said, "Lord, why on earth did I
invite all these people to
dinner?"
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